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Not available Saturday & Sunday 11 am-3 pm, please see the Brunch menu | V - Vegetarian

Starters

Share a plate with your mate.

Best Maid Dill Queso (V)

$8.50
Topped with pickled pico, and served with house kettle chips.

Whole Fried Okra (V)

$10.00
Fresh okra corn battered and fried, served with our signature dill ranch.

Loaded Fries

$9.00
Fries topped with best maid pickle queso, chopped bacon, and green onions, drizzled with sour cream | Add Shredded Chicken $3.50 | Pulled Pork +$3.50 | Avocado +$2.25 | Bacon +$3.00

Best Maid Fried Pickles (V)

$8.00
Fried pickle chips served with our signature dill ranch.

Tejas Poutine

$12.00
Fries topped with Morita brown gravy, roasted corn, pickled onions, queso fresco, cilantro, and Fresno peppers | Add Bacon +$3.00 | Avocado +$3.00 | Pulled Pork Braised with Chopped Jalapeños, Tomatoes, Onion +$3.50 | Fried Egg +$2.25

Crispy Brussels

$12.00
Crispy brussel sprouts tossed in our secret sauce, topped with bacon, cranberries, and house sriracha sauce.

Soft Pretzel (V)

$7.00
Served with our dill queso and stone-ground honey mustard.

Bacon Wrapped Jalapenos

$12.50
Roasted jalapeños stuffed with our signature braised pulled pork, wrapped in bacon, and topped with pineapple chutney and cilantro, served with our signature dill ranch.

Fried Leeks (V)

$9.00
Beer-battered leeks, served with our signature dill ranch.

Burgers

All burgers served medium-well unless specified otherwise | Served with parmesan fries or kettle chips | Soup of The Day +$3.00 | Spicy Tomato Basil Soup +$3.00 | Side Salad +$3.00 | Cup of Mac +$3.00 | Crispy Brussels +$4.00

BOTM | The Le Dipper

$15.50
1/2 lb patty, melted muenster cheese, caramelized onions, & onion straws served on a toasted onion roll with a side of au jus for dipping.

L.U.S.T Burger

$15.00
1/2 lb beef patty stuffed with feta cheese and roasted poblano peppers, topped with gouda cheese, caramelized onion, and avocado, served on a toasted brioche bun.

The Big Dill

$14.50
1/2 lb beef patty topped with our dill queso, fried dill pickles, salty lady pickles, crispy bacon, drizzled with our signature dill ranch, served on a toasted brioche bun.

Spicy AF

$14.50
1/2 lb beef patty topped with melted ghost pepper jack cheese, fried Fresno peppers, grilled jalapeños, lettuce, and onion, drizzled with habanero mayo, served on a toasted brioche bun.

Cheese Burger

$13.00
1/2 lb Nolan Ryan beef patty & cheddar cheese served on a toasted brioche bun (lettuce, tomato, onion, pickles on side) | Best Maid Dill Queso +$1.50 | Bacon +$3.00 | Avocado $3.00 | Caramelized Onions +$0.75 | Jalapeños +$0.75

Impossible Veggie BYO (V)

$12.50
Served with lettuce, tomato, onion, and pickles, served on a toasted brioche bun | Best Maid Dill Queso +$1.50 | Bacon +$3.00 | Avocado $3.00 | Caramelized Onions +$0.75 | Jalapeños +$0.75

Funky Sammies

Served with parmesan fries or kettle chips | Soup of The Day +$3.00 | Spicy Tomato Basil Soup +$3.00 | Side Salad +$3.00 | Cup of Mac +$3.00 | Crispy Brussels +$4.00

GCOTM | Go Big or Gourd Home

$13.50
Melted white cheddar, house-made pumpkin butter, caramelized onions, and bacon on toasted sourdough.

Legit GC (V)

$10.75
Melted yellow cheddar and white cheddar, served on toasted sourdough | Bacon +$3.00 | Avocado +$3.00 | Braised Pork with Jalapenos, Tomato, Onion +$3.50

The Yellow Belly

$13.50
Shredded chicken topped with sautéed baby portobello mushrooms and caramelized onions melted yellow and white cheddar cheese, drizzled with habanero mayo, served on a toasted hoagie roll.

Rahr Chicken Salad Sammy

$13.50
Chicken salad mixed with Rahr blonde infused shredded chicken, bacon, chives, hard boiled egg and roasted jalapeños, lettuce, and tomato, served on a toasted hoagie roll.

The B.B.B

$13.00
Oven roasted, beer braised brussell sprouts, bacon, tomatoes, house boursin cheese spread, served on toasted sourdough.

Vegan Wrap (VG)

$12.50
Hummus, mixed greens, avocado, red onion, cucumber, tomato, red pepper, and sprouts tossed in a lemon truffle vinaigrette, wrapped in a vegan tomato basil tortilla | Add Shredded Chicken +$3.50 | Bacon +$3.00 | Cheddar +$1.50

Soups, Salad, & Bowls

Feisty Mac & Cheese (V)

$9.00
Jumbo shells infused with hop fusion feisty blonde cheddar cheese and shredded gouda, sprinkled with parmesan and parsley | Does not come with a side | Bacon +$3.00 | Avocado +$3.00 | Fried Egg +$2.25 | Braised Pork with Jalapenos, Tomato, Onion +$3.50 | Chili +$2.00 | Shredded Chicken +$3.50

Texas Smoke Salad

$13.50
Mixed greens topped with candied honey pecans, cranberries, sliced cherry tomatoes, roasted corn, shredded smoked gouda, and hardboiled egg, served with our signature dill ranch | Does not come with a side | Add Shredded Chicken +$3.50 | Pulled Pork +$3.50 | Avocado +$2.25 | Bacon +$3.00

Twisted Caeser

$14.50
Blackened chicken breast, romaine, shaved brussel sprouts, house made croutons, shaved parmesan, and cherry tomatoes tossed in a house creamy caesar dressing.

Smoked Salmon Salad

$15.00
House smoked salmon, jicama, candied pecans, sliced avocado, and mixed greens tossed in a citrus vinaigrette.

Spicy Tomato Basil Soup (V)

Cup $5.00 | Bowl $8.00 • Roasted tomato basil soup, topped with fresh parsley and parmesan, served with toasted sourdough.

Dessert

Salted Caramel Brownie

$7.00
Al a Mode +$3.00

Dulce De Leche Cheesecake

$7.00

Hooch

Cocktail of The Month | Apple Pie Old Fashioned

$12.00
Bourbon, spiced apple cider, lemon, cinnamon simple.

Queen Mary

$12.00
Roasted dill pickle infused vodka with garlic, red pepper flakes, and peppercorns, topped with our signature house made bloody mary mix, served with a pickled veg, bacon, olives, pickles, lemon, and lime.

Mimosas

$6.00/Single
$17.00/Carafe
Served with your choice of juice | blueberry lemon, spiced apple cider, orange basil, orange juice, cranberry, pineapple, or grapefruit.

Micheladas

$9.00
House bloody mary mix and choice of your favorite brew | Martin House Salty Lady | Martin House Best Made Pickle Beer | Rahr Adios Pantalones | Hopfusion Tejano Lager | 903 Cerveza Por Favor | Firestone Walker 805 Cerveza

Aperol Spritz

$12.00
Aperol, fresh lemon juice, simple syrup, a splash of soda, topped with champagne.

Bearded Marg

$10.00
Tequila, house margarita mix, served with a salted rim, and a lime | Pickle +$1.00 | Pineapple +$1.00 | Grapefruit +$1.00 | Cranberry +$1.00 | Blueberry Lemon +$1.00

Ranch Water

$10.00
Tequila, fresh lime juice, served in a mineragua bottle | Cranberry +$1.00 | Grapefruit +$1.00 | Pineapple +$1.00 | Blueberry Lemon +$1.00

Southside Mule

$10.00
Vodka, fresh lime juice, and ginger beer | Pickle +$1.00 | Grapefruit +$1.00 | Pineapple +$1.00 | Cranberry +$1.00 | Blueberry Lemon +$1.00

Orange Highball

$8.00
Whiskey, soda water, ginger ale, and orange bitters.

Blueberry Pancake Shot

$9.00
Blueberry vodka, butterscotch schnapps, oj.

Breakfast Shot

$7.00
Whiskey, butterscotch schnapps, oj, with bacon.

N/A Cold Brew

$6.50
House cold brew, simple syrup, cream, or gingerbread cream.

Starters

Share a plate with your mate.

Best Maid Dill Queso (V)

$8.50
Topped with pickled pico, served with house kettle chips | Chorizo +$3.00 | Vegan Chorizo +$3.00

Morning, EH (V)

$12.00
House fries topped with a red peppercorn gravy, queso fresco, pickled onions, roasted corn, cilantro, Fresno peppers, and a fried egg | Bacon +$3.00 | Pulled Pork +$3.50 | Avocado +$3.00 | Vegan Chorizo +$3.00 | Chorizo +$3.00

Fried Pickled Okra (V)

$10.00
Served with our signature dill ranch.

Loaded Fries

$9.00
Fries topped with best maid pickle queso, chopped bacon, and green onions, drizzled with sour cream | Add Shredded Chicken +$3.50 | Pulled Pork +$3.50 | Avocado +$2.25 | Bacon +$3.00

Best Maid Fried Pickles (V)

$8.00
Fried pickle chips served with our signature dill ranch.

Soft Pretzel (V)

$7.00
Served with our dill queso and stone-ground honey mustard.

Brunch

Served with your choice of garlic butter tots or parmesan fries | Substitute Bacon and Fresh Fruit +$3.00 | White Cheddar Truffle Grits or Side Salad +$3.50 | Loaded Fries +$5.00 | Cup of Spicy Tomato Basil Soup +$3.00

Everything Bagel Sammy

$12.00
Toasted everything bagel, cream cheese, tomato, maple sausage patty, fried egg, melted cheddar, and bacon | Limited quantities available.

Bearded Burrito

$12.50
Scrambled eggs, chorizo, tots, shredded cheddar, wrapped in a tortilla and fried, topped with avocado crema, served with house salsa | Fries | Tots | Fruits +$3.00 | Grits +$3.50 | Side Salad +$3.50 | Bacon +$3.00

Vegan Bearded Burrito (VG)

$12.50
Fried avocado, impossible vegan spicy sausage, sautéed bell peppers, tater tots, wrapped in a tortilla and fried, served with house salsa.

Funky Town Flavor Biscuit

$13.00
Fried chicken and whipped honey butter, served on a house-made biscuit of the week.

It's All Gravy Baby

$12.50
Scratch biscuit of the week, topped with house-made sausage peppercorn gravy and pulled pork | Add Fried Egg +$2.25

Basic Brunchin'

$10.00
2 eggs any style, 2 strips of bacon, kettle chips or fries, and sourdough toast | Fries | Tots | Loaded Fries +$5.00 | Fruit +$3.00 | Bacon +$3.00 | Grits +$3.50 | Side Salad +$3.50

Mmmm Burger

$13.00
Beef and chorizo patty topped with melted white and yellow cheddar, bacon, and a fried egg, served on a toasted brioche bun.

Ricotta Pancakes (V)

$13.00
Sweet ricotta pancakes topped with honey butter, candied pecans, and powdered sugar, served with our vanilla bourbon maple syrup.

Breakfast Burg

$13.00
1/2 lb beef patty with bacon, fried egg, white and yellow cheddar, served on a toasted brioche bun.

Burgers | Sammies

Served with your choice of garlic butter tots or parmesan fries | Substitute Bacon, Fresh Fruit +$3.00 | White Cheddar Truffle Grits or Side Salad +$3.50 | Loaded Fries +$5.00 | Cup of Spicy Tomato Basil Soup +$3.00

BOTM | The Le Dipper

$15.50
1/2 lb patty, melted muenster cheese, caramelized onions, & onion straws served on a toasted onion roll with a side of au jus for dipping.

The Big Dill

$14.50
1/2 lb beef patty topped with our dill queso, fried dill pickles, salty lady pickles, crispy bacon, drizzled with our signature dill ranch, served on a toasted brioche bun.

BYO Burger

$12.00
1/2 lb patty served with lettuce, tomato, onion, pickle | Best Maid Dill Queso +$1.50 | Bacon +$3.00 | Avocado +$3.00 | Caramelized Onions +$0.75 | Jalapeños +$0.75

Impossible Veggie BYO (V)

$12.50
Served with lettuce, tomato, onion, and pickles, served on a toasted brioche bun | Best Maid Dill Queso +$1.50 | Bacon +$3.00 | Avocado +$3.00 | Caramelized Onions +$0.75 | Jalapeños +$0.75

GCOTM | Go Big or Gourd Home

$13.50
Melted white cheddar, house made pumpkin butter, caramelized onions, and bacon on toasted sourdough.

Legit GC (V)

$10.75
Melted yellow cheddar and white cheddar, served on toasted sourdough | Bacon +$3.00 | Avocado +$3.00 | Braised Pork with Jalapeños, Tomato, Onion +$3.50

Vegan Wrap (VG)

$12.50
Hummus, mixed greens, avocado, red onion, cucumber, tomato, red pepper, and sprouts tossed in a lemon truffle vinaigrette, wrapped in a vegan tomato basil tortilla | Add Shredded Chicken +$3.50 | Bacon +$3.00 | Cheddar +$1.50

Rahr Chicken Salad Sammy

$13.50
Chicken salad mixed with Rahr blonde infused shredded chicken, bacon, chives, hard boiled egg and roasted jalapeños, lettuce, and tomato, served on a toasted hoagie roll.

Other Players

Items not served with a side.

Shrimp & Grits

$14.00
Blackened shrimp served over scratch white cheddar truffle grits, drizzled in a pan sauce, and topped with 2 fried eggs | Does not come with a side.

Smoked Salmon Salad

$15.00
House smoked salmon, jicama, candied pecans, sliced avocado, and mixed greens tossed in a citrus vinaigrette.

Smoked Salmon Avocado Toast

$15.00
House smoked salmon, avocado and tomato spread, fresh sprouts, served on toasted sourdough and a bed of mixed greens, drizzled with a house BBQ truffle vinaigrette | Does not come with a side.

Texas Smoke Salad (V)

$13.50
Mixed greens topped with candied honey pecans, cranberries, sliced cherry tomatoes, roasted corn, shredded smoked gouda, and hardboiled egg, served with our signature dill ranch | Does not come with a side | Add Shredded Chicken +$3.50 | Pulled Pork +$3.50 | Avocado +$2.25 | Bacon +$3.00

Spicy Tomato Basil Soup (V)

Cup $5.00 | Bowl $8.00 • Roasted tomato basil soup, topped with fresh parsley and parmesan, served with toasted sourdough.

Avocado Toast (V)

$12.00
Avocado and tomato spread, fresh sprouts, served on toasted sourdough and a bed of mixed greens, drizzled with a house bbq truffle vinaigrette | Does not come with a side.

Available Tuesday - Friday, 11:00 am - 3:00 pm.

Menu

Avoblt

$12.00
Avocado, crispy bacon, lettuce, tomato, mayo, served on toasted sourdough.

Johnny Boy Special

$13.50
Best maid pickle-brined fried chicken, salty lady pickles, drizzled with house thousand island sauce, served on a toasted brioche bun.

Option 1

$10.75
Choose 2 | Choose from the following options: 1/2 Rahr Chicken Salad Sammy | 1/2 Legit Grilled Cheese | Cup Tomato Basil | Cup Mac | Cup Soup of The Day | Side Salad

Option 2

$14.00
Choose 3 | Choose from the following options: 1/2 Rahr Chicken Salad Sammy | 1/2 Legit Grilled Cheese | Cup Tomato Basil | Cup Mac | Cup Soup of The Day | Side Salad

Tuesday - Friday, 3:00 pm - 6:00 pm.

Menu

Best Maid Salty Lady Fried Pickles

$5.00
Fried pickle chips served with our signature dill ranch.

Best Maid Dill Queso

$5.00
Topped with pickled pico, and served with house kettle chips.

Soft Pretzel

$5.00
Served with our dill queso and stone-ground honey mustard.

Loaded Fries

$5.00
Fries topped with best maid pickle queso, chopped bacon, and green onions, drizzled with sour cream.

Leeks

$5.00
Golden fried leeks served with house made dill ranch.

Drinks

Liquors

$4.00
Fords Gin | Wells | Acre Hell's Half Acre Vodka | Acre Two Minnies Gin | Mezcal Verde

5 Dollar Margs

$5.00
Tequila, house margarita mix, served with a salted rim and a lime | Grapefruit | Pineapple | Lime

Orange Highball

$5.00
Whiskey, soda water, ginger ale, and orange bitters.

Southside Mule

$5.00
Vodka, fresh lime, ginger beer.

Ranch Water

$5.00
Tequila, lime, topo chico.

Martin House Friday IPA

$4.00
American IPA

Martin House Bockslider

$4.00
Doppelbock.

Martin House Salty Lady

$4.00
Gose.

Martin House True Love

$4.00
Raspberry sour.

Real Ale Hans Pils

$4.00
German style pilsner.

Rahr Adios Pantalones

$4.00
Lemon, lime Mexican lager.

Rahr Blonde

$4.00
Blonde Ale.

Bishop Crackberry

$4.00
Berry cider.

Einstock White Ale

$4.00
White Ale.

N/A Lagunitas Hop Refresher

$4.00
Hoppy soda water.

Martin House Palo Pinto Bloody Mary

$4.00

Locust Vanilla Bean

$4.00

3 Nations Autumn Spice

$4.00

Autumn Spice, Sour - Berliner Weisse

$4.00/12 oz Can
4.5% ABV | 5 IBU | 3 Nations Brewing | Carrollton, TX

Crackberry, Cider - Other Fruit

$4.00/12 oz Can
6% ABV | Bishop Cider | Dallas, TX

Icelandic White Ale, Wheat Beer - Witbier

$4.00/12 oz Can
5.2% ABV | Einstök Ölgerð | Akureyri, Norðurland eystra

Southern Drawl, Pilsner - Other

$3.00/12 oz Can
5% ABV | 30 IBU | Great Raft Brewing | Shreveport, LA

Vanilla Bean, Cider - Sweet

$4.00/12 oz Can
5% ABV | Locust Cider | Gig Harbor, WA

Bockslider, Bock - Single

$4.00/12 oz Can
5.6% ABV | 18 IBU | Martin House Brewing Company | Fort Worth, TX

Friday IPA, IPA - American

$4.00/12 oz Can
6% ABV | 59 IBU | Martin House Brewing Company | Fort Worth, TX

Palo Pinto Craft Cocktails: Bloody Mary, Flavored Malt Beverage

$3.00/12 oz Can
8% ABV | Martin House Brewing Company | Fort Worth, TX

Salty Lady, Sour - Traditional Gose

$4.00/12 oz Can
5% ABV | 4 IBU | Martin House Brewing Company | Fort Worth, TX

True Love, Sour - Fruited

$4.00/12 oz Can
5.2% ABV | 4 IBU | Martin House Brewing Company | Fort Worth, TX

Adiós Pantalones, Lager - American Light

$4.00/12 oz Can
4.5% ABV | 20 IBU | Rahr & Sons Brewing Company | Fort Worth, TX

Rahr's Blonde, Lager - Helles

$4.00/12 oz Can
5% ABV | 20 IBU | Rahr & Sons Brewing Company | Fort Worth, TX

Hans' Pils, Pilsner - German

$4.00/12 oz Can
5.3% ABV | 50 IBU | Real Ale Brewing Company | Blanco, TX

Pitmaster Pilsner, Pilsner - Other

$3.00/12 oz Can
4.2% ABV | 16 IBU | Twisted X Brewing Company | Dripping Springs, TX
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